Orange Juice Republic
Orange juice is a really great tasting beverage, and is healthy too. It's packed with Vitamin C, as well as Vitamins O, R, A, N, G, and E. It comes with different colors: orange, dark orange, bright orange, and even brown! And the great part of it is... it tastes like orange! Sadly, the sweet, fresh, tasty, healthy, orange flavored juice never took center stage in any category whatsoever (bananas totally pwned orange juice in the world of comedy. Poor orange juice never stood a chance). Orange juice struggled in achieving his goal of being world famous yibbidy yabbidy bla bla bla and now look what happened! IT'S THE TITLE OF MY TUMBLR PAGE (plus the word "republic")!
And just so you know, I'm allergic to orange juice.
its. mine.
do not reblog. I repeat, do not reblog this post.
unless your awesomely and immensely cute, hot, smart, and… well… awesome.
peaze out!
….back!
After 10,000 years of being exiled by my people in the Orange Republic, I return with a renewed vigor and a heart that says:
“damn i’m hot”
…. ok maybe it was just 10 years
…. I give up, it was 4 months.
p.s. please press the button with the heart *yeah that’s how long I was away* or the reblob thingy so I can expand the borders of my nation.
peaze out!
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Hey friends 
Do Not Read! Totally Confidential! PLEASE DO NOT CLICK THE LINK THAT SAYS “read more”!
The ruins of Troy are located in Turkey.
(The Book of Useless Information)
When life hands you a bunch of lemons, squeeze out a smile. However, when you are handed a bunch of oranges, squeeze out some love, life, and juice
Just remember that your smile may be the world to somebody.
3 simple tricks – memorize EVERYTHING for an exam!
1. Eat a cooked egg with the yolk. Yolk is known to help increase brain and memorization productivity.
2. Sit with both feet flat on the ground. Although this may seem really simple, 90 percent of people sit with their legs crossed, or one foot slightly/fully off the ground the majority of the time. Sitting with both feet flat on the ground helps blood flow to the brain, and it is also less distracting.
3. When you are reading, use your finger to guide your eyes. The faster you move your finger, the faster your eyes move. Even though it may seem like you’re skipping words fast, your brain puts together the missing words. Humans are logical. Not only does using a finger increase your reading speed by 300% +, but it also helps keep people focused. Most students tend to doze off in the middle of reading, but using a finger will help keep you focused.
reminder to self
oh thank you! :)
3 simple tricks – memorize EVERYTHING for an exam!
1. Eat a cooked egg with the yolk. Yolk is known to help increase brain and memorization productivity.
2. Sit with both feet flat on the ground. Although this may seem really simple, 90 percent of people sit with their legs crossed, or one foot slightly/fully off the ground the majority of the time. Sitting with both feet flat on the ground helps blood flow to the brain, and it is also less distracting.
3. When you are reading, use your finger to guide your eyes. The faster you move your finger, the faster your eyes move. Even though it may seem like you’re skipping words fast, your brain puts together the missing words. Humans are logical. Not only does using a finger increase your reading speed by 300% +, but it also helps keep people focused. Most students tend to doze off in the middle of reading, but using a finger will help keep you focused.
reminder to self
oh thank you! :)
Facts About Orange Juice (straight from the glass!)
- Its not colored blue!
- You can never have enough of fresh, orange juice (unless, of course, you’re allergic to it, which is too bad)
- Always comes with a glass.
- Never with a fork.
- Orange juice is actually an accident! It was created when there was an overproduction of citrus fruits in California during the mid 1910’s.
- In most places in the US, it is simply called OJ.
- 1 cup contains 100 calories (not too shabby, eh?)
- 2 cups contain 200 calories.
- It was the favorite fruit (and presumably fruit juice) of Santa Claus!
- It is made of oranges
- It was also the symbol and last name of the Dutch queen.
- Taste like oranges. If not, it’s paint, or maybe Zinc Chloride.
- Brazil is the largest producer of oranges in the world!
- The name ‘navel orange’ has been derived from the appearance of the fruit, which resembles a bellybutton or navel.
- Orange juice rocks.
- Especially when it is “On The Rocks”
- Oranges have more fiber content than most fruits and vegetables!
- Oh yeah, did I say that orange juice tastes great.
- Oranges taste great too.
- Therefore, orange juice tastes like oranges (refer to number 12)
- It’s also been proven that a glass of orange juice may lessen your chances of suffering isterich stroke.
According to U.S. FDA standards, 1 cup of orange juice is allowed to contain 10 fruit fly eggs, but only 2 maggots(NOOOOOOO000000oooooo!)- Orange juice is healthy!
- It’s tasty!
- It comes with Vitamin C (some students claim it to contain Vitamins O, R, A, N, G, and E as well)
- It is a great way to remove those frowns and turn them to smiles. Try one right now (especially you! Yes, you! You know who you are ;))
- uhmmm….did I mention that it is not colored blue
- It can be served either cold… or chilled.
- It is great by itself. Not a great pair with bitter gourd.
- AND…(finally)… gives me allergies
These are just 30 of the 54,234,764,175,079,345 facts I have in mind. However, 54,234,764,175,079,344 of it are pretty bogus. So there you have it!
Reblog this, or else…. or else… OR ELSE I”LL TELL YOUR MOMMY!
I would like to thank myself for the support he has given in the success of this… well…umm…post.
